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I really miss the times when there was jailbreak and all these extremely hallucinating unhinged models
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farming ---- and ----- coding.
nothing in between for so many idiots on the internet.
Why are people like this?
My god, there's so much I can fix but I have that one elderly neighbor always coming to me with things that are impossible. This time, a laptop that just stopped displaying things.
So, they don't know that if you hold power it goes entirely off. Of course I try the function keys to switch...
People getting paid to spread that AI is dangerous
Who is surprised? I told people many times, it's their fucking job.
Game Reviews: Dave the Diver, Ghost of Yotei, Pragmata and Lara Croft GO
I wrote some game reviews for Dave the Diver, Ghost of Yotei, Pragmata and Lara Croft GO ... man I play way too many video games ๐
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Latent-GRPO: Reinforcement Learning in Continuous Thought Space
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What is an AI Agent Harness?
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As KDE Turns 30, Contributors and Commits are Going Strong
"In a few weeks, KDE will turn 30 years old," writes core contributor Kevin Ottens, celebrating with some special KDE community data analytics (including a 30-year graph of the number of contributors): It peaks around 180 on average (and sometimes re
Database Index Overhead: Write Amplification, Cache Pressure, and Maintenance Costs
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Cronflower: turn a Spring Boot app into a distributed cron cluster
@Scheduled is fine until it isn't. It runs in one JVM, so the moment you scale to two instances the job fires twice. It has no retry, no timeout, no record of what ran, and if the box reboots at 02:00 the nightly rollup just quietly doesn't happen. Y
Build And Understand a Vector Database From Scratch in 10 Easy Steps
In this article, you will learn how a vector database works under the hood by building one from scratch in ten incremental steps using Python...
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