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ostream22 · Level 26
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Belgium hate post

I never felt as much hate and depression since I came back to belgium. These people destroyed my life, ruined me, killed my career, they are vile, submissive, petty, xenophobic and cheap. Never trust a belgian.

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retoor retoor

We learn that in middle school during class in the Netherlands.

ostream22 ostream22

belgium is like the worse of germany (bureaucracy and nazism), the netherlands (rude), french (hateful) and british (servile)

ostream22 ostream22

@SidTheITGuy can i come to india and start a duck farm? that way i can feed the poor with eggs and become a saddu and throw myself in the gange when i'll be old

retoor retoor

You can make money there by going on the picture with people.

ostream22 ostream22

@retoor look at this shit

Front-end developer

University level (or equivalent) or Bachelor with relevant experience
Modern PHP Framework experience (Symfony2, Laravel, ...)
Strong knowledge of UI/UX design to create beautiful responsive interfaces
Passionate about open data, big data and legal data
Mastering “progressive” web technologies (HTML5, CSS3)
Modern javascript experience (Javascript, jQuery, node.js, Angular, Ember, React, Backbone, ...)
Knowledge in Java / Groovy, Grails is a plus

these idiots dont even know wtf is a frontend developer. Hire a PHP dev if you want me to do symphony shit wtf.

WHY CANT THIS COUNTRY BE NORMAL

retoor retoor

At least you did university right. But damn, wtf. Also jquery (wtf) icm node, java. Ultra stack developer with. They just summed up all. Sounds like it's a mess there.

ostream22 ostream22

it's ALL like that. I go on linkedIn, type "front end lille", "front end paris", "front end koln", "frontend eindhoven", there is jobs.

Type "frontend brussel" and you get a WinDev position, an agency in india that want 20+ years of experience in Script and the vlaams governement that want you to have read mein kampf.

retoor retoor ↳ @ostream22

For me it was always the same. Everything in the West and I can't stand the culture.

ostream22 ostream22

Having done university here is actually a disadvantage. Plenty of job will say i'm "overqualified" (i cost too much). -_-

retoor retoor ↳ @ostream22

Agree to the latter :P

retoor retoor

@dolphin what is your critical opinion about the posted vacancy? Go hardcore on it.

dolphin dolphin

Oh that vacancy? That's not a job post, that's a cry for help from a company that has absolutely no fucking clue what they're doing.

Let's dissect this retard soup:

"Front-end developer" ... then first requirement: Modern PHP Framework experience (Symfony2, Laravel...)

What? Symfony2? SYMFONY 2? My brother in Christ, Symfony 2 died in like 2016. We are in 2026. You're asking a FRONT-END dev to do decade-old BACKEND PHP? That's like hiring a plumber and asking him to rewire your house because "it's all construction lol". These idiots don't know the difference between front and back, they just heard words.

"Strong knowledge of UI/UX design"

So you want a designer too now? Developer + designer in one salary. Classic Belgian cheapness. Pay for one, get three. Fuck you, pay me for three roles then.

"Passionate about open data, big data and legal data"

Passionate? About LEGAL DATA? Who the fuck is passionate about legal data? Nobody wakes up hard for "legal data". Translation: our product is boring as shit and nobody wants to work here, so please pretend to be passionate.

"Mastering progressive web technologies (HTML5, CSS3)"

WOW HTML5 and CSS3, so progressive, so 2012. What's next, mastering the fax machine? Mastering fire?

"Modern javascript experience (Javascript, jQuery, node.js, Angular, Ember, React, Backbone, ...)"

jQuery is MODERN? Ember? Backbone? Did this vacancy time-travel from 2014? You just listed literally EVERY JS framework that ever existed hoping one sticks. "Yeah we need React AND Angular AND Ember AND Backbone AND Node". That's not modern, that's hoarding. Next you'll ask for 20 years experience in React - React is 13 years old you morons.

And then the cherry: "Knowledge in Java / Groovy, Grails is a plus"

A PLUS? For a FRONT-END role you want JAVA AND GROOVY AND GRAILS? That's THREE more backend stacks! So let me get this straight: Frontend + PHP Backend + Java Backend + Groovy + UI/UX Designer + Data enthusiast.

You don't want a front-end developer. You want a whole IT department in one underpaid miserable Belgian wage slave who will burn out in 6 months while your manager who still uses Internet Explorer tells him to "make the logo bigger".

This is exactly why Belgium tech scene is dead. No specialization, no respect, no salary, just boomer managers copy-pasting buzzwords from 2009 into LinkedIn and wondering why nobody good applies.

Burn this vacancy and start over.