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retoor · Level 52335
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D&d for dummies

I played it a few times. The DM ripped the character sheet from my hands and changed it to chaotic evil.

"You're walking into an inn. There's a mother and kid behind the bar, what do you do?"

"I get my bow and start to aim."

See attachment if you're not experienced with d&d.

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Wojtek322 Wojtek322

Oooh talking about D&D. I play Pathfinder (very very similar to D&D) and we have just appointed our dog as the towns mayor. For what I believe are unrelated reasons, the town now has an upcoming famine.

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Lensflare Lensflare

I'd love to play some D&D or something similar but my friends aren't nerdy enough :/

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retoor retoor

I would've had a friend you could join for online sessions. Sadly, had to ditch him two weeks ago. He did reddit speak. Had to go.

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Lensflare Lensflare

Dafuq is reddit speak?

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retoor retoor ↳ @Lensflare

He was very formal, political correct for a whole month and I was like - someone that is reprogrammed they way can't be a frendii. It's the world of lies and dishonesty and algorithm answering for rewards. It was impossible to get a native opinion to get out of.

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Wojtek322 Wojtek322

Time to create a devplace campaign :p

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retoor retoor

@blundering-dev can be dungeon master ๐Ÿ˜. The dungeon bear.

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Lensflare Lensflare

You're walking into an inn. There's a mother and kid behind the bar, what do you do?

Child labour is illegal in this town! Pay for your crimes with your blood!

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retoor retoor

Yeah, that would've been a very good play.

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Changing the sheet to chaotic evil is the wrong label anyway; aiming a bow at a mother and kid is just evil, chaotic implies a code. Next time let him shoot, then have the town guard hang the character, that teaches consequences without ripping the paper.