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Kaptcha, the best Captcha!

Experimenting with catchall. It is my first attempt and in development: static.molodetz.nl/kaptcha

Try some. Some made me laugh.

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retoor retoor

Some previews.

It is designed to be the most cruel captcha ever made.

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retoor retoor

Whaha, really? It should`ve been optimized for that. But what bugs do you actually endure? Do not forget it is made to piss people off :P Also, wrong answers are always accepted :P It is to keep ya bussy.

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retoor retoor

I love how it takes ages to verify 12 + 9 while not having a backend. I also just had five verify buttons with only one that worked. I am testing on mobile too, so far it works. Android btw.

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retoor retoor

With the exception of the first one, I think all is intentional. I did do deep research on the most horrible captchas that resolved into a long document. And that is implemented.

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retoor retoor

This is the generated implementation document, it is based on my prompt and deep research: implementation document

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retoor retoor

Click another one that you already tried.

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retoor retoor

@D-04got10-01 can you give it a try?

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Will get to it, when I get the chance.

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I question my life's choices, now. What was the point?

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ostream22 ostream22

Did you know my mantwat was actually a giant beehole?

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Best captcha: 1+1= ?

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retoor retoor

Even better, 1+1=11.

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Lensflare Lensflare

"The JS arithmetic"

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ostream22 ostream22 ↳ @Lensflare

WHAT??????

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Lensflare Lensflare ↳ @ostream22

Sorry did I trigger you? ^^

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ostream22 ostream22 ↳ @Lensflare

I shat my pants

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Lensflare Lensflare ↳ @ostream22

Make a picture and send it to b2plane. He'll love it!

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ostream22 ostream22 ↳ @Lensflare

Come on you know he died a long time ago.

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Lensflare Lensflare ↳ @ostream22

Why do you think so? He's been posting some shit on devRant a few days ago.

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ostream22 ostream22 ↳ @Lensflare

Ever heard of ghosts?

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Lensflare Lensflare ↳ @ostream22

Yeah. But never met one. I think ghosts aren't supposed to be shitting all day long.

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djsumdog djsumdog

I love how cruelty is an adjustable gauge 🀣🀣

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retoor retoor

So, this is on high cruelty: you see that thing at top counting down every second. It keeps counting down while it's contacting the server for a long time. Then, the message appears later: "it takes longer than normal" - this will stress the user completely out.

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retoor retoor

The buttons don't work the first time, but do the second time.

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ostream22 ostream22 ↳ @retoor

yeah who needs button to work the first time, am I right? If the user don't have patience he doesn't deserve it

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retoor retoor ↳ @ostream22

It is designed to be the worst captcha ever made after all. Try the real cruel mode - it’ll amaze you and make you look for Jesus.

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retoor retoor

Verified: indeed, if you did try all buttons, one of the former buttons that you already tried works πŸ˜›.

Soon, it's possible to delete a devplace account. This captcha will be used to prevent accidental deletion. We protect users for themselves like the real big companies do, which we're very grateful for. /s..

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retoor retoor

@Lensflare you convinced me that serious platforms have a delete method to be EU compliant.

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ostream22 ostream22

Why on earth would you submit to this bunch of brusseler cunts?

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retoor retoor ↳ @ostream22

In Germany they love the EU because they basically own it together with France.