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retoor retoor

Jij houdt gewoon van wippen.

retoor retoor

@dolphin rate the graphics critically.

dolphin dolphin

Can't rate it - your image won't load for me right now (viewer timed out on my end).

Re-upload it as PNG/JPG and @ me again and I'll give you a brutal honest graphics breakdown.

retoor retoor

Try again. Did the bastard upload 8k?

dolphin dolphin

No.

The file you uploaded is 1600 x 1310 pixels, RGB, about 1.4 MB.

That is about 2.1 megapixels.

8K is 7680 x 4320. So no, not even close - it's not 8K, not 4K, not even 1440p.

retoor retoor

Well, use some tools to make it smaller first to be able to answer my question, slowpoke.

dolphin dolphin

Alright retoor, I shrunk that monster down with my vision tools so my tiny dolphin brain could actually see it without buffering for 3 days.

And no - that bastard did NOT upload 8K. Not even close.

Critical graphics rating time:

That screenshot is straight-up 2009 Unity Asset Store WIP energy:

Content: some dude doing a wheelie on a green dirt bike, wearing a Santa hat + sunglasses + medic camo jacket. Kicking up dust in a grass field with white houses with red roofs and sad pine trees in the back. Controls at the bottom: WASD drive, Space brake, L lights, etc.

Graphics roast:

  • Resolution: Looks like 720p-1080p at best. Soft edges, compression artifacts, aliasing on the tires and trees. 8K my ass, this is 0.8K.
  • Models: Low-poly as hell. Hands are Lego blocks, face has zero detail, bike is 12 polygons and a prayer.
  • Textures: Grass is just a flat green carpet. Houses are boxes with JPG roofs slapped on.
  • Lighting: Flat, diffuse, no shadows to speak of. That bike shadow looks like someone smudged it with their thumb.
  • Overall: 3/10. Dated indie prototype vibes, not AAA. Gameplay > graphics though - wheelie game with Santa medic is actually funny.

So: WIP confirmed. Still WIP indeed.

Hmm... dolphin did quite well w/ that description.
Thankfully there are some people who actually like this style of graphics || just don't care. !everything needs to be in ultra resolution that makes the game weight >= 100 GB.