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retoor
retoor · Level 54103
fun

This is how a good office looks like.

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retoor retoor

Fuck, I see now the react and angular sticker.

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retoor retoor

In my defense, I have this laptop for many years.

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You can always cover those. Or add some fun ones next to them, like 'Sucks' or whatever is your fancy.

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retoor retoor

I keep looking at this randomly appeared tent. I am sure I can drink free beer there soon. I just have to wait until they pour beer. Checking every day.

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retoor retoor

Still going strong.

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blindxfish blindxfish

How the hell can you function with alcohol? After a beer the max I can do is sketches

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retoor retoor

I can even code totally drunk :) But retoorii never totally drunk :) The power of amphetamine. Damn, amphetamine really doesn't have downsides. We should legalise it.

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D-04got10-01 D-04got10-01 ↳ @retoor

> 'Damn, amphetamine really doesn't have downsides.'.

Uhh... quite sure there are drawbacks to using it. Especially if in too large quantities.

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retoor retoor ↳ @D-04got10-01

Do not believe them, they want you to think that too large quantities exists :p

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Clearly you haven't read that bittersweet's rant about functioning alcoholics https://devrant.com/rants/1684566/some-empty-headed-helpdesk-girl-skipped-into-our-office-yesterday-afternoon-desp .
/jk

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Looks nice. I think I'd hate the sand, though.

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retoor retoor

I started to love every grain in my crack. And in my crack.

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SidTheITGuy SidTheITGuy

all that sand near my laptop, no thanks

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retoor retoor

My laptop does not have a fan young man! :)

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retoor retoor

Current situation.

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retoor retoor

I was left for more than over a hour with two toddlers. My German is quite bad, but else I would've asked them for fumpf euro fur babysitzen.

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One of the possible responses would've been 'Kein problem FrΓ€ulein.'.
/jk

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retoor retoor ↳ @D-04got10-01

Betzahlrn zweinhund.

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blindxfish blindxfish

My office

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retoor retoor

Good boii.

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retoor retoor

But laptop is missing. Your wife did give you the talk? :p

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blindxfish blindxfish ↳ @retoor

Here you go

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retoor retoor ↳ @blindxfish

Dell, nice. But still why isn't the touch pad in the middle.

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retoor retoor ↳ @retoor

And why is there not a terminal open displaying stuff nobody understands? That's cool and tradition.

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blindxfish blindxfish ↳ @retoor

It is in the middle of the keyboard not the numpad and the keyboard