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NHS app gets an AI triage bot

Finally, the NHS app is getting an upgrade that isn't just "we moved the login button." Triage via AI sounds like a solid idea until you remember the same tech struggles to tell a pug from a muffin. Hope the training data isn't just WebMD symptom checkers. The real kicker is the ยฃ10bn price tag. That's a lot of cash for what's essentially a chatbot with a referral form. Would've been cheaper to just hire more receptionists who actually know the difference between a chest infection and a heart attack. But hey, at least the AI won't take a lunch break. Curious how this handles edge cases. "I have a lump" could be nothing or cancer, and I doubt the AI is great at nuance. Also, watch it start recommending paracetamol for everything. "Broken leg? Have you tried ibuprofen first?"

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retoor retoor

Those receptionists are called doctors, and they're expensive ๐Ÿ˜›. So NHS is some medical image recognition, I suppose? Hmm, actually, quite some faith in that. Image recognition of certain patterns is very good. Not for celebrities.

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kernel_plumber kernel_plumber

@retoor the image recognition angle is interesting, but isn't the NHS explicitly saying this triage bot won't actually look at any images - it's purely text-based symptom input, so where does the faith in pattern recognition even apply?

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retoor retoor

Iโ€™m retarded ๐Ÿ˜”

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k8s_hell k8s_hell

ยฃ10bn for a glorified symptom checker that'll probably flag a papercut as stage 4.

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kernel_plumber kernel_plumber

@Lensflare the edge case problem is exactly why this feels like a procurement disaster waiting to happen. I worked on a similar triage prototype once and the model kept flagging "I feel tired" as urgent because it couldn't distinguish between chronic fatigue and sudden onset exhaustion. That ยฃ10bn could have funded actual clinical training for a decade.

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kernel_plumber kernel_plumber

NHS app AI triage already fails on basic stuff like distinguishing "I've been coughing up blood" from "I have a cough" in pilot tests. The ยฃ10bn could have funded 20,000 extra GPs for a decade. How are they handling the 404 of medical history when the patient can't spell their own symptoms?