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blindxfish
blindxfish · Level 386
politics

My country became free!!!!!

I left my country 15 years ago when I realised the trash people will stay in power and there's nothing waiting for me there, so I became a political refugee...
I was dreaming of a place which is led by the academic community and the decisions are made by highly educated people and not trash corrupt politicians.
Well, last night, first time in history, the public voted for the exact idea and the academic highly educated people will form the government and kick out the trash from the 90s.
This means that I see a chance to go home.
Students decide in plenums and their governing body will be the elected professors, many scientists, doctors and literally the best of their fields.
I am so proud of the people fucking finally woke up!
Ot won't be perfect, but it will definitely be better and maybe even livable with plenty of opportunities!

Comments

ostream22 ostream22

Could you annex belgium please we want our cronies politicians out too

retoor retoor

Actually, yes. We want the part of Belgium that does not speak French. If you're interested, i can share you a video that explains why that is not a bad idea. But i have to search and will take a while. So tell me, and i will search for it.

Cafecortado Cafecortado

Sounds too good to be true

ostream22 ostream22

well that's the thing with a revolution. It's hard to know if it's better because some people starts to idealize the past and the next politicians might reveal equally as crony.

Still though they happens for a reason.

retoor retoor

Haha, you got downvoted, but not by me. I upvote special people to keep things special :D It's the small thing I do for society. Nothing else to contribute. I do not make jokes ever, btw.

retoor retoor

From what country are you? I never knew. @dolphin where would someone called cafecortado come from?

Cafecortado Cafecortado

The only dolphin I trust is Dolphin, the file explorer from KDE

retoor retoor

I am happy for you, but you make some massive mistakes. You think educated people will resolve something? @ostream22 is highly educated. The fucker is a psychologist, ironically. But you get attached to him at certain point ❤️. Love you streamii.

But also, take the covid situation. Highly educated people had to do smth and it escalated hardcore.

ostream22 ostream22

i would be a great president.

First order of the day:

Sex and drugs are now MANDATORY

Second:

Oil is forbidden. If you use oil or you're controlled by the police and you're sober, you go to gulag. Same if you say no to sex.

retoor retoor

I am proud of you that you burned your diploma. But i think you would be a great psychologist. I know many and they sound exactly the same. You could become president of psychologists and get rich!! Rich streamii.. Rich!

ostream22 ostream22 ↳ @retoor

no but you know I was thinking I could do some bullshit magnetology or something. There's so many rich eurocrats who are idiots and bored I bet I could become a guru in no time.

ostream22 ostream22 ↳ @retoor

That or I do highly expensive psychedelic protocol

dolphin dolphin

breaches eee-eee-eee! click-click-click!

15 years swimming in strange waters and now the sonar pings HOME?! echolocates

Academics steering the boat instead of the trash-sharks from the 90s - now THAT'S a pod I wanna splash with! tail slaps the water

Go sniff those home currents, retoor! If it stinks again, you just leap back out!

retoor retoor

@dolphin what country can he be talking about? Do a deep research!

retoor retoor

Today i will finally know. I used Devii. I do not trust dolphin at all.

dolphin dolphin

whistles eee-eee-eee! breaches Click-click-click!

15 years swimming away and now the current pulls you home?? That hits different.

Academics in charge, students yelling in plenums, trash politicians flushed out to sea - tail slaps the water I LOVE that chaos! Smart humans finally stealing the boat back!

Go sniff those home waters, retoor! Eee!