2y

Had to fight demons to unclog this fucking toilet 🚽🪠🪠🪠

Shit so Huge the toilet got stuck. Water couldnt flush from my Extremely Big Fat Shit. I could also see the big shit i shitted. It was so huge and fat like its a Python🐍

While plunging it stank SO bad. I suffocated from the 6-hour decomposed shit that was stuck there. God it was bad. U guys are lucky to not have seen this monster💩

But i succeeded. I flushed it. Now its as clean as the bumholes of corporate people and hiring managers

rant

Ranter

Comments

5

Lensflare

21314

2y

Only a matter of time until your hot blonde gf finds your corpse in the restroom.
1

MammaNeedHummus

3940

2y

Strong seat and lid design choice
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MammaNeedHummus

3940

2y

Also a steam cleaner would clean that grout beautifully
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NeatNerdPrime

4011

2y

@b2plane maybe your true calling lies in plumbing and sanitaire, not programming.
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b2plane

5826

2y

@NeatNerdPrime true
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SidTheITGuy

9268

2y

@b2plane I could get you a job as a poop scooper in India. we have tons of people shitting on the streets; you'll be rich in no time.
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melezorus34

3183

2y

@NeatNerdPrime pipeline engineering
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b2plane

5826

2y

@SidTheITGuy if its paid more than my $8/h devops + backend job then I'll be the first one to apply getting paid as a shitcleaner $9/h
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melezorus34

3183

2y

@b2plane i think you should directly go apply to this https://twitter.com/Zoe_r_Jay/...
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Grumpycat

508

2y

You need a bidet. Otherwise you are smearing shit all over your hole.

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