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cafecortado

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They expect you to turn off those notifications
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jestdotty

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get addicted to the dopamine rush of LinkedIn and think about it in your sleep and explore all their features and find new business use-cases for their app so they can advertise more benefits and charge people more money
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TheBeardedOne

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LinkedIn: You appeared in 30 searches this week

Me: okay, so where job?
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scor

3300

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@-red
You gotta bump those numbers up,
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German Normii

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grow up and delete your linkedin-account?
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NeatNerdPrime

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Delete account, remove app, cleanse yourself from the taint with a detox week of not touching anything Microsoft related... That includes GitHub!
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Root

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“Hey! Pay attention to us!”
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max19931

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@NeatNerdPrime what about Windows? It also?
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NeatNerdPrime

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@max19931 yes!
That detox period is for the rest of your life.
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CanMommyHazHummusBurger

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All linkedin users when they get that notification:

*climaxes in corporate*

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