Cute Girl: So you're like a computer guy, right?

Me in 2012: Yeah, I do some programming and...

Cute Girl: Ok *walks away*

Me in 2012: ........wait, come back! Don't go! I'll fix your printer for you! Or hack your friend's fb. Or make this cool app that you maybe have an idea for..? Don't leeeeeav...ah nvm, she's gone.

I hope you're not that desperate anymore or else girls like that will have the satisfaction of being the "cooler" one.

@Michelle More a parody on all the "can you fix my computer" rants that get reposted all the time than anything else :P

Me in 2012: Boys are eww

I know the feeling, was chatting with a girl on tinder some time ago and she literary said "oh, it might be so boring to sit at a desk all day" and after some jokes she was like not giving a fuck anymore, I just said fuck it and unmatched.

There is something you can learn as the years go by: no matter what, people who don't give a fuck will not give a fuck regardless of what you say.

So start being the one to say "You know what? Fuck this shit, I'm done crawling for attention"

Its fucking priceless