What do you call your laptop computer?

1)Lappy
2)Laptop
3)Computer
4)PC/Mac
or it has a name, something like
"Portable Development Center, Delta One"

2.

I call it "Nope too slow I'm gonna use the desktop".

Portable Bit Bucket

LittleTraveler-${Model}

e.g.:
- LittleTraveler-x250
- LittleTraveler-u110

which one?
I got the new one, the old one and the small one... and the really old broken one that I will ressurect some day

Officially the asset number assigned by my company, unofficially, stupid bastard POS

Mango. All my computers have fruit names

Laptop. Or "my fucking piece of shit laptop"

GLaDOS, seeing as I have changed my start up tone to GLaDOS' voice

The different names:
- my work computer
- my computer
- the one with the Minecraft sticker
- the old one / number nine

(Plus the old PC one I bought for 10 bucks together with a force feedback steering wheel to play retro racing on that my wife doesn't know about yet)

The_mighty_bug_slayer

CrapTop ~ by Lenovo