Everything is a fucking text.

No

Text is a fucking everything!

That's because images don't work on devRant again

@cafecortado exactly

devrant owner cant pay for s3 buckets for shjt

@retoor speaking of which, https://github.com/miloxeon/...!

@retoor I was going to volunteer as the Java male programmer but nah, the world will be better without Java

@retoor considering TTM and performance, IMO it doesn't get better than java

@retoor Time-To-Market ;)

@retoor why not though...? They sent me an offer a few years back. It was a generous offer (financially), but I turned it down anyway. My current employer is much more cozy, provides with a lot more opportunities to grow and allows for a full-remote work, while Oracle doesn't have those (and others) perks.

devrant saver repo:

Step 1: install node and npm!

Nah bro, I'm fine!

@retoor when did I call self-taught devs manchild...?

I am self-taught.

When I started working here, I didn't have any degree in CS

it doesn't make sense for me to call myself and like that...

@retoor ask chatgpt for comments. This script was written in minutes

@retoor It's not a word I like (to use or in general) :D But ok, maybe I was in a bad mood or smth and said it. oh well :)

I do stand for attending uni/college though. It may not give you a lot of technical knowledge, but it does teach you to deal with stress and stupid tasks, cut corners wisely, communication, etc.

@retoor lmao, just a single woman per language? That will severely affect our yearly procreational throughput, I emphatically protest this inconsiderate adjudication.

@retoor Women could become the majority if we give them unrestricted access, and place limits only on how many of us dudes get into the boat.

This may cause violent riots in which many will die, but think of the benefits. Number one, polygyny. Number two, forceful instauration of a matriarchal sociocultural order. What could possibly go wrong?

@retoor It’s Russia, isn’t it? 😂

@retoor So what you're saying is they would sabotage their own opportunity to consolidate absolute power? Duly noted.

@retoor it was a joke. since i'm web dev i have nvm, npm, yarn, pnpm, bower, brew, pip, gem and 32 more package installers installed, I need 512 gigs just for them!

// This was a joke too!

@devJs I got the feeling the last one is not a joke 😂

@retoor so that joke was just a few factors away from reality

@retoor no, I didn’t

@Lensflare 512gigs part? Yeah i use external drives for files because internal is just for OS and package managers, I even have installed vscode on usb because it is taking so much space that i need for node_modules! XD