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London
9y

I wish that there was a Developer Options for our brains so that we can enableand disable things like "Hearing: On/Off". 😂

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  • 4
    9y
    Marriage will help you with that. Haha! 🤣🤐
  • 2
    9y
    @pacohojaverde 😂
  • 2
    9y
    I would use it to disable cookies when working from home. 🍪
  • 1
    9y
    @shellbug 😂
  • 2
    9y
    I'd prefer hardware upgrades so I can increase the resolution of my eyes from 10x10 to something actually useful
  • 1
    9y
    @Ezard Lol, same.
  • 2
    9y
    Surprisingly, I have achieved that level of enlightenment. My brain ignores unnecessary talks automatically. I zone out in all of our morning meetings at the office.
  • 3
    9y
    @A4Abhiraj 😂 I can do that sometimes but rarely, I did it today to my Mom suprisingly and that is how I thought of this rant. 🤣
  • 3
    9y
    We have a dev who requires hearing aids. He has them connected via Bluetooth to his phone and it comes with a mute button, lol.
  • 2
    9y
    Try head phones with active noise cancelling. Works almost too good, it scares the heck out of me when coworkers come to my desk without pinging me over slack and i don't even hear them calling my name :D
  • 3
    9y
    @London I think I know who's not getting dinner tonight.
  • 3
    9y
    Maybe you could hook up the fire alarm with the monitoring system. Auto commit/push + Slack notification about the emergency :D
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