*Applies to 60+ jobs*

All I get is more spam in my email inbox.

The job market is FUCKED right now

times are so strange

@retoor Must be pleasant. I'm applying to remote jobs in the US (where I am a citizen) because I want to live in Canada (with my gf) and it's way too damn hard to get a job as a temporary worker in Canada (the legit way).

Hundreds of applications to both US- and Canada-based jobs and every time I apply to more, my spam inbox inflates a bit more with "lose fat quickly!", "check out this furniture!".

Some of these fuckin dickwads are making the experience even more frustrating than it already is by selling my email.

@retoor The Canadian ones (300+ apps) ghost me, the American ones usually deny me because the market is very competitive

@retoor oh, and morbidly obese because I keep buying all this comfortable furniture

@retoor Supposedly the greatest

gf isn't interested in living in US

@AlgoRythm probably the American food

(carnivore or keto will make it easier, and avoid fake butter, fake sugar and all of that inflammatory stuff)

and the legitimate reply might look the same as all the other spam