morons everywhere - 1. Doesnt want to pay for server 2. Doesnt want to pay for disk 3. Doesnt want to pay at all 3. Wants the app in 1 week - devRant

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helloworld

9196

8y

5. Should go fuck himself.
14

bashleigh

4490

8y

6. Wants Facebook rebuilt into their app from scratch within that week
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spacem

1826

8y

Ps. No bugs
3

fullsnack-dev

2463

8y

Almost same case with me:
https://devrant.com/rants/1231253/...
3

htmljoecss

60

8y

Wanta me to recreate wordpress just for them.
10

PonySlaystation

20863

8y

4. Wants his printer fixed ASAP as possible.
2

xewl

4052

8y

69. Needs to be company-grade without even looking at rules or ISO.
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xewl

4052

8y

-42. needs turnover asap, thus don't forget the payment & regulatory billing system
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xewl

4052

8y

0. I didn't even know 69 & -42 applied, or even think about it before I started summing up things out of my clearly empty brain-to-mouth function. Oh well, just do it anyway.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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MPKaboose

739

8y

It even rhymes ...
4

Wack

6125

8y

Same. Well theyare willing to payfor the app, but not to keep it updated or for the server to run... Going to be some long discussions...
2

MadHatrix

1089

8y

7. Wants it to rank number on Google for every keyword, within same time frame.
2

rantyFED

124

8y

*hangs up*
1

Brolls

3063

8y

42. Wants it to look good on an old WAP phone screen.
0

catch-exception

1110

8y

3. Will demand refund if not satisfied.
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kwilliams

6549

8y

52. At least it will be good exposure for you.
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Milenchy

3297

8y

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