Teacher: "Whats that key thingy?"
Class: "You mean the keyboard?"
Teacher: "Yes, that one!"

I shit you not, she was my IT educator for a year.
Send help.

@AlexDeLarge
Ripley's Believe It or Not!
English was her first language and she was a math teacher subbing for IT for a year. It was one of those, read only from a powerpoint years. As I said, I shit you not mate.

Maybe I didn't carry the idea properly, she knows what it was (one finger typing but thats besides the point), I was being taught by someone who couldn't name a keyboard.

@AlexDeLarge I think the point is that she just couldn't name it even though she somehow knew how to use it. So, it is not a "teacher who doesn't know what a keyboard is"

I had to show my A-level computer science teacher where the windows key was a couple weeks back...

Sure gives me confidence!

@ItsChris33 Ah a fellow igcse student!

Minor anomia. I occasionally forget common words like "cucumber" such. The brain is a funny thing.