Guy left his computer unlocked. Boss came over looking for him, sat down at his computer and opened lots of porn and left saying 'that will teach him'.

I just couldn't believe that my boss would do that!

Sudo rm -rf / 🙃

@ArcaneEye here at work we lock desktops and kill Skype using psexec /pskill hahaha

Cenafy (browserplugin), had some fun with it

Boss at previous company sent resignation email from unlocked computer and called the person asking about resignation. He never left computer unlocked.

@electric-ghost if he's a c++ Dec there's #define true false

@electric-ghost what i saw: screenshot of the desktop, rotate it 180°, save it as background. change the settings of the graphics-card and rotate the display 180°. hide the icons

what you get is a very weird behaviour of the mouse.

At one of our customers the sys admin just opens notepad. Doesn't write anything, just leaves the window open. Translated that is "You have been visited by the head of it. Lock your fucking workstation when leaving"
This is a huge ass company and it's hilarious when he does it to the new employees. Very effective tho

In the company where I was intern we had a script to change the background and sent in the slack group a picture of Vampeta (former soccer player) that posed for G Magazine (Gay Magazine)

I recommend ncage browser add-on, once my lead went to a meeting with that running, it was fun :D