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@const Right? Feels like being Neo, dodging all the “can you code this”-bullets
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@cheke Honestly that's the reason why I even asked what she was up to haha but she just came up with a location based snapchat (you can only open the snaps if you're at the location) so I'm not really interested. You go tho!
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@shaji I'd LOVE to hear what a CronJob looks like in your head
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@Olverine they don’t think it be like it is, but it do
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@devpit a cron job where the scheduler takes it's sweet time for execution
Trashy Girl that literally did not talk to me in over five years and even back then only talked to me if she needed something texts me today:
Girl: Hi :) How are you?
Me: *oh fuck no* Hi! Good, how about you?
Girl: Great! You know how to program apps right?
Me: *Fuck you* Yeah, whatcha planning?
Girl: Sooo my boyfriends brother has an idea for an app, it’s basically like instagram and snapchat but it’s actually *insert location based snapchat ripoff idea*
Me: Well sure but that’s quite a long term project and App Development kinda isn’t cheap to outsource!
No answer.
I’m like what did you expect?
Same shit everyday. Sometimes I consider starting a new life in a country where noone knows I can code, work remote and answer with “pleas” when people ask me what I do.
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