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Chuck Norris can write Java without wearing glasses. He can C#.

Chuck Norris can compile C++ with just a word editor and K&R.

Chuck Norris can read the comment you almost put in on line 63 (it would have been very helpful.)

Chuck Norris can optimize programs in binary.

Chuck Norris does garbage collection with his mind.

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  • 9
    Chuck Norris builds websites... in assembly.
  • 2
    Chuck Norris does garbage collection with his fists!
  • 6
    @brahn Chuck doesn't need to garbage collect. The garbage has already learned it's place.
  • 2
    Chuck Norris does not debug coz there's no bugs in his code
  • 5
    Chuck Norris is a programmer and has a girlfriend.
  • 3
    chuck norris does sorting in O(1)
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