We have a bug.

I fixed it, then I said it was a super tricky bug, a race condition in the library code, and that I had to put on an issue and wait for their answer.

Boom, day off.

God I'm a genius.

Plot twist - someone (magically) found your fix and raised a PR and got it merged. The boss says the fix didn't work and wants to debug further

@asgs I like the way you think. This could turn into a whole holiday

Or… you are just a scummy lier.

I mean better than them telling me they'll pay me and then not paying me

@retoor truth is relative

You are not a genius. Just lazy and a liar.

@repir42224 yeah well you're from switzerland

@antigermanist why are you using nationalities as insults?
Do you think you can admit a little bit that you are a nazi after all?

@Lensflare switzerland isn't a nation, it's a federation.

@Lensflare also you know I'm a reverse nazi. The gipsies are superior, then the jews and the gays, communists, and germans on the bottom

@antigermanist
A reverse killer killing killers ist still a killer.
In the same way as a reverse nazi who wants to kill nazis is still a nazi.
Yeah, I can accept that.

@Lensflare you just say that because you're german. It's not my fault if you had bad genes you know. Don't take it on me, talk to your parents

@antigermanist ah, judging the worth of a human being by their genes again. Yes, totally not what a nazi would do! :)

@Lensflare psst what's the worth of a human being

@jestdotty normally I would understand this as a joke but knowing you, you are probably being serious.
So here is a serious answer:
You shouldn’t even try to assign worth or value to a human life.
If you think that you have to, you are ideologically very close to a nazi.

@Lensflare There is no german genes is it? It's a culture. Kinda like it's ok to shit on muslims because it's not a race

@antigermanist you started it by saying that as a German I have bad genes 😂
Now you are questioning your own bullshit ^^

And the word race as in racism has changed its cultural meaning to mean almost anything that separates some group of people from another, especially to separate nationalities or cultures.

And who says it’s ok to shit on muslims?

@Lensflare but then none of the math formulas work

@Lensflare what's the worth and okness of shitting on an antivaxxer?