i hate shitting and pissing in the same time. cz then i have to keep my cock inside the toilet but not too much inside cz my balls would touch the shit thats coming out. so i have to do a triple balance:

1. hold cock at the right angle of the toilet so i piss inside the toilet and not outside again

2. hold balls just at the right angle so i dont piss on them but also dont shit on them

3. make sure to shit inside the toilet and not outside again but also shit on toilet and not water so i dont splash my cock balls asshole and arm with toilet water

shitting is war