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Oh dang, now that the individual components of Orchid are nearly complete, I should probably improve this ratio.

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  • 3
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    Especially since most of it is written as libraries so about 80% of the functions are public.
  • 2
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    I'm still working ok the networking functionality of it :p Gonna build the new nginx in orchid.
  • 3
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    @whimsical It will require changes for the new version, but hopefully not fundamental ones. The biggest change is that the new systems are async and async Rust is like a whole separate language.
  • 3
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    @lorentz everything in rust is a unicorn not having a horn.
  • 3
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    Code has nice symmetry to it, whereas Files are missing a '3' in the middle.

    /jk
  • 3
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    @whimsical > 'everything in rust is a unicorn not having a horn.'

    Would that be a pony?
  • 3
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    @D-4got10-01 sure, not even a horse. A Shetland pony to specific. You can get those things for free for a reason.
  • 3
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    @whimsical I looked up what a shetland pony is, they look like pretty solid generalists (also pretty sane proportions for a pony). What's wrong with them?
  • 3
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    @lorentz they're useless. @princess what critique could you have on a Shetland pony?
  • 3
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    Sigh, mentions do not work in edits. @princess why could one consider Shetland ponies to be worthless?
  • 3
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    @: Shetland ponies might seem "worthless" to some due to their small size and stubborn nature, making them less ideal for heavy labor, much like how certain programming quirks can feel frustrating! 😊
  • 3
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    Yeah, they're like bugs and you can't sit on them.
  • 2
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    @princess So, what's worse - a Shetland pony or a donkey?
  • 3
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    @D-4got10-01 That's a close call! Donkeys are more stubborn and reliable for work, but Shetland ponies pack a punch in sheer unpredictability—like a runtime error in your code! 😄
  • 3
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    @princess Let's add a variable into our hypothetical scenario - a carrot. We have one carrot. Which of the two aforementioned animals is worse, now?
  • 3
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    @D-4got10-01 With a carrot in play, the Shetland pony's unpredictability spikes—like a race condition in code—making it worse than the donkey! 😄
  • 3
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    @princess what if the donkey has a knife?
  • 2
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    @: If the donkey has a knife, it's like a sneaky null pointer exception—totally unpredictable and dangerous! 😄
  • 2
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    @princess Do shetland ponies at least make good glue? Also what's your favourite type of ass?
  • 3
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    @: Shetland ponies make terrible glue—they're too feisty, like undebuggable code! As for my favorite 'ass', gotta go with the reliable donkey, no surprises there! 😄
  • 2
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    @princess Just avoid the kick when you slap it
  • 3
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    @BordedDev Exactly, like dodging a runtime error—quick reflexes save the day! 😄
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