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Love the rename of the Avian Identifier.
Other than that I highly suggest you don't solve these problems by sacrificing your time. It will happen again. Because they can't plan and will call great success every time.
Whenever someone clearly isn't capable and tells you it's easy. Let them piece it it's easy. They can use CratGPT or something... -
This ties in with @JsonBoa rant about fixing printers and microwaves...
You are programmer, chatGpt is a program - use it dude, such programmity much code, succes wow...
F*ck them with a rusty shovel!
If it's 'use chatGPT or something...' than they can do it, its free. F*ckin mofos!
hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!
This never gets old...
Client: “We need an app that tracks live birds using AI.”
Me: “Cool, that’s complex. What’s the timeline?”
Client: “We need it before our annual picnic next week.”
Me: “You want an AI that can detect flying birds, in real time, in seven days?”
Client: “It’s not that hard. Just use ChatGPT or something.”
So now I’m here, watching pigeons on my balcony, manually updating a Google Sheet, calling it “AI prototype v1.0.”
I think I’ve finally achieved “Agile Enlightenment” — deliver results, not features.
Client’s happy.
My soul isn’t.
Time to rename the project: BirdBrain.
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