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just cracked a new girl. i now have a 4 girl roster that I'm rotating. 1 of them is my ex blonde whore. 1 is a full gf of 1.5 years. one is a random side ho. and this new girl is also a side ho for now but leaning towards gf #2. none of them know about each other.
every time i sleep with my gfs i have a huge urge to fart and shit😪😪😪 why?
i want to fart so much its abnormal. then i want to shit too. where does all the gas come from?
now i arrived home and the first thing i did was fart a lot. as i write this rant im letting out a big ass shit too. my belly is no longer bloated and i feel lighter.
if i eat 1 meal a day where does all the air inside me that turns into farts and shit come from?
rant