SCRUMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE 15 MINUTES, NOT FUCKING 1.5 HOURS

People who like hearing themselves talk shouldn't be in charge of meetings. We can't get the work done if you keep having meetings to talk about us getting the work done.

Amen brotha

Just walk out. If you get called on it, send them a link to a SCRUM master website explaining how this is supposed to work.

Just set a timer, once the time is up you go back to work. This way people get the hang of it pretty fast.

Teacher of mine asked us

T: "Why are scrum meetings done while standing?"

Us: ...

T: "So they don't fuck around" (literally)

I posted this today on Hashnode:

"I do not like conversations to happen during the standup process. They say that it shouldn't go past 15 minutes, but in my mind, less is better. If it can be knocked out in 5-10 minutes - that's even better."

Source:
https://hashnode.com/post/...

Btw, anyone who goes against the fundamental rules of Scrum/Kanban are always referred to as "Scrumbags", and usually get tossed with the anchor in a well-managed Agile workplace.

Unfortunately, they are few and far between.