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Found out today that the company wants to hire the consultant that thinks that unit testing is a waste of time, CI and code coverage metrics are useless, DI is mumbo-jumbo. But 500+ line procedural methods are fine, you just start the method with a small essay of a comment on what it does...

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  • 2
    10y
    @g-m-f I could see how you'd get that impression. Alas, he's just in his 30's..
  • 2
    10y
    I can just picture this consultant skipping through the pretty countryside on a bright sunny day, whistling a happy tune with explosions and building collapses and earthquakes going on behind him.
  • 0
    10y
    Maybe they shorted the company stock.
  • 0
    10y
    Well he costs a fortune so he must be great
  • 0
    10y
    Is this some kind of bad Code back in time machine movie story. God speed!
  • 1
    10y
    In case of ridiculous company hiring policies, coding standards and product quality will fall from the ceiling in front of you.

    In case of company going under due to disgruntled clients, contract terminations can be found here, here and here.
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