The most Java thing I can come up with

It's just some ugly code.. Any language can be ugly if written badly :)

@King of Lithuania
But java makes this surprisingly easy.

@metamourge Any language makes it easy if you don't know what you are doing. This is why people still hate on php - it gives you ability to write shit if you want to and it does not care.

The point is - the language isn't a problem, it's a person who's the problem.

@metamourge It's not a matter of language. With a few exceptions of Perl and Brainfuck maybe. But even Perl can be written to look nice. I've seen it!

This reminds me of the fizz buzz enterprise edition.

Here is the link:
https://github.com/EnterpriseQualit...

@SparkyTD

Omg what the f**k is that

Just so everybody is on the same page: I really like Java. It's just painful to see some of the code actually used in enterprises