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Worst start to a new job?
Week 167 Group Rant
vane
7y

1. Start working in company that is celebrating something the same day you start new job.
2. Make sure they invite you.
3. Get drunk hard before event.
4. Puke on a CEO during his opening speech.

Mission accomplished you’re now a legend.

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  • 8
    7y
    This couldn’t have happened to someone for real, could it?
  • 21
    7y
    oddly specific...
  • 2
    7y
    well played
  • 0
    7y
    then they fire you from the other job the same day and you never get a job after it goes public / viral on youtube. funny.
  • 6
    7y
    5. You've now asserted your dominance
    6. ...
    7. Profit?
  • 3
    7y
    @evilcoder There was not much more to do except fuck his wife.
  • 1
    7y
    @M1sf3t nah it was same night, after I puked on CEO I went to bathroom and she was there.
  • 3
    7y
    @irene Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.
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