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@RememberMe If you don't need speed, write it in a script language.
Slow, but portable and you let the CPU compile it at run time.
Java is slow, portable but you have to compile it so that the CPU can then re-compile it at runtime (whaaaat)
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@OneOfSimpleMind *except* it requires in interpreter, so except for js it's rather useless for end-users.
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@git-gud And Java requires a Java Virtual Machine :)
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@OneOfSimpleMind but... 3 billion devices run java! :)
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@git-gud >:)
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