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I have a skill of smashing random words together and making random conversation. I randomly came up with a rant of how fight between Micheal cera and Steve Ballmer would be the single greatest thing to watch the other day. If you just talk fast and don't think about jt too much. You can come up with some crazy shit on the spot.
"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"
*some months later*
When you were growing up to be a developer and your mom brags about what a genius you were and has literally no idea what she was bragging about...
#IJustInstalledLinuxMomChill...
Funny story my step dad was bragging about me hacking Google to a group of his guys a few months ago (mind you I'm 21, he's a roofing contractor) and he calls me over and is like "yo, Jimmy. Tell them how you hacked google. (Obviously I never "hacked google", whatever that means) and this guy he's talking to say:
"Oh shit. You can do that shazz".
For my own amusement I replied:
"Yeah I hacked google last week. I HTML'd into their json databases to pull out an ASP in order to bash attack on their .Net services using only CSS"
Of course the man's only response at this point was to ask me how much it would cost me to build him a site...
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