errors - There's a fancy new coffee machine in the office. When it breaks, it displays java exceptions on the screen. 😂 - devRant

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heyheni

20679

10y

There was once this lazy dev who automated everything at his workplace, so he hacked the coffe machine. Here are his scripts, good luck ;D

https://github.com/NARKOZ/...
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classClass

423

10y

@heyheni I think this guy just became my hero.
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pirhanas

34

10y

Post some picturez
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TheFortunate75

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10y

What else?
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nmunro

3171

10y

When there's no coffee from an Indonesian island in the machine, does it display a Java null pointer exception?

Yup, I spent energy thinking up that one.
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arcadesdude

6302

10y

Keep it around as long as it still makes some exceptional Java :)
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Batdroid

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10y

@heyheni I was so thinking of the suggesting same thing
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heyheni

20679

10y

@Batdroid high five *clap*
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moort

4287

10y

Then hook it to the network abd write a program that automatically poor a cup for you if you press ctrl + alt + c
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heyheni

20679

10y

@zombie01 pure evil! Whos gonna clean up 30 coffes after explorer.exe crashes?

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