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Manager: so how long will feature A take?

Me: about a week.

Manager: and feature B?

Me: also a week.

Manager: how about C?

Me: another week

Manager: great! then we can finish the project in a week!

THAT'S NOT HOW MATH WORKS

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  • 6
    5y
    Mathematical calculations like this make future president of USA! No wonder we never get raise, or get paid.....
  • 2
    5y
    I'm the wrong guy here, but I can't remember ever to be able to introduce a feature in a week.
    Is it only me?
  • 2
    5y
    Can't you just inform him, that the dude needs to prioritise?

    I thought about writing out about the difference between the developer and the manager, but I realised something more important.
    Fuck management.
  • 3
    5y
    Lol or it could just stop at the first "about one week" with a "wait one WEEK???"
  • 7
    5y
    Dev: It’ll be 3 weeks for one developer.
    Manager: Ok then we can make it in one week with 3 devs!
    Dev: Nope. 9 weeks with 3 devs. Maybe longer.
  • 2
    5y
    @Lensflare if the two other devs are free interns, then yes
  • 0
    5y
    "Difficult" takes a day
    "Impossible" takes a week
  • 0
    5y
    Reminds me of a previous boss...
    After 3 months trial... Oh your working less so I'm gonna lower your sallary (while I was working 12 hours and went from helper to electrician).
    I didn't show up the next day... Or ever again.
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