php - So Someone in my team decided to create a cron job that auto send email to the client that says "GO FUCK YOURSELF&q - devRant

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ctkqiang

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@jotamontecino I think my friend here is ENOUGH of the client. I assumed
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magicMirror

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Saves time I guess.
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platypus

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How frequently does it send it?
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ctkqiang

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@platypus every 5 hours.
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platypus

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A little excessive. Every three weeks would be better. Just as the client had stopped seething about the last one, a new one arrives.

Every five hours will have a numbing effect.
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ctkqiang

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@platypus yeap
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react-guy

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@platypus I would add some randomness so the client can't develop some kind of routine for each email. And maybe changing the insult from time to time? 😊
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Oktokolo

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That is what happens when you force a dev to communicate with "customers".
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cprn

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Maybe that client, well, needed a reminder? 🤷‍♂️
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ctkqiang

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@cprn reminder to tell them to "" GO fuck themselves"? hahaha
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Oktokolo

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@johnmelodyme
Well, while some get it themselves - others need a subtle nudge like that reminder email...
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cprn

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@johnmelodyme What? Maybe they've asked for that feature, you never know!!! xD
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ctkqiang

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@cprn Maybe....

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