How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

Reminds me of an old theoatmeal card

@atrabilious you can shred me but please don’t shred my organic 10,000 dollar Apple iPurse. Ah then again go ahead. There’s not much in there, what? 100k? That’s chump change. That’s what a toilet cleaner makes. That won’t even pay for a simple trip to the Himalayas bc hello, how can anyone get up there without a helicopter? Those idiots on Instagram think I climbed there myself lol. Im too out of shape to even jog to the next iPhone charger, about 1/8 of a mile from my penthouse, home of my 8 aboriginal adoptees.

A philosophical coder, what do you mean by change? 😛

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@petergriffin lol