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viral

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5y

I want 🐕
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C0D4

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5y

Why not a squirrel?
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Floydimus

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5y

@C0D4 Squirrels aren't real. They are spyware by government.
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C0D4

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5y

@Floydimus you're telling me, I've been lied to by the government again?

https://thevintagenews.com/2019/09/...
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Floydimus

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5y

@C0D4 exactly. Since the whistleblower disclosed about birds, government resorted to Squirrels
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C0D4

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5y

@Floydimus great, are chipmunks real? Or are they CIA drones too?
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Floydimus

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5y

@C0D4 I am a Chipmunk so stop fucking doubting it now, will you..
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Ranchonyx

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5y

I want a loving girlfriend.
You want a bird.
Get me the one thing and I'll get you the other.
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Eklavya

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5y

@C0D4 I never even dreamt to have one
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Eklavya

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5y

@Floydimus squirrels are actually storehouse for nuts 🐿️
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Eklavya

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5y

@Ranchonyx Not a good deal
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Floydimus

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5y

@Ranchonyx you underestimate the power of the dark lord :D
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Cyanide

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5y

But you are India and it’s illegal to cage birds for petting purposes (nevermind the meat business).

But who the fuck cares about laws in India.. so go out and get one!
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IntrusionCM

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5y

I want a reverse high end prostitute - someone giving me blowjob and paying me 10_000 Euros for it.
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electrineer

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5y

Get a penguin

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