5y

Manager: Why haven’t you shipped any code today? It’s almost lunch.

Dev: Stuck on a bug

Manager: I’ll help you

Dev: Please don—

Manager: Have you tried thinking outside the box?

Dev: …Dear god please end my existence

Manager: You could try stack overflow too, have you ever used that site before?

Dev: 😮 🔫

Manager: Also sometimes bugs are caused by npm modules so rule that out first

Dev: On knees praying to Zues for forgiveness and/or conveiniently placed lightning strike

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Cyanide

13236

5y

Have you tried turning your manager off and on again?
54

Drunkzee

2439

5y

@Cyanide Trust me, you don't want to turn him on
4

BugsBuggy

4489

5y

@KennyTheBard hahahahhaa
10

jiraTicket

2205

5y

Why aren't you a writer for Dilbert?

This along with the "turning the manager on and off again " as the punchline would be a perfect comic strip.
5

boombodies

11371

5y

@jiraTicket Hey cheers man this is a very nice thing to say.

I think I’m not a writer for Dilbert because I am Dilbert.
6

kurast

325

5y

Use the manager as a rubber duck.
Work just as well as a rubber duck
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Tonnoman

577

5y

@kurast a rubber duck is much more valuable
3

lorentz

15165

5y

@kurast A rubber duck shuts up when you want.
0

rootofskynet

382

5y

@lbfalvy the usual rubber duck doesn't talk 🤔. what kind of rubber duck sits on your desk, sir?
1

lorentz

15165

5y

@rootofskynet
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rootofskynet

382

5y

@lbfalvy oh myyy..
0

codePain

221

5y

Hehehhe did you try w3 schools 😃😃

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