production - Using the production server as my personal bash sandbox! - devRant

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melezorus34

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Oh no
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Floydimus

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Lab, Int, and Sandbox are for pussies.
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C0D4

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There's nothing like production development, until it shits it's self and you have nothing left.
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IntrusionCM

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Heathen... You need to use tmux and spawn the fuck out of it until the PIDs run out and kernel goes poof.
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melezorus34

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@IntrusionCM at that point wouldnt it be faster to make a forkbomb in c?
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IntrusionCM

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@melezorus34

But who wants to use C when he has Bash....

*duck and cover*
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melezorus34

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@IntrusionCM ok, you are at gunpoint, would you write a bash script that spawns more procs or a c code for the same thing?
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IntrusionCM

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@melezorus34 to be precise, shell posix as it works on any Unix machine while C would require a compiler environment.

But you "*do* realize that I was joking?
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melezorus34

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@IntrusionCM I do, that's why you are at gunpoint 😛
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IntrusionCM

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@melezorus34 :) ;)

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