at this point everyone knows how to exit vim. enough with this joke, honestly. snakeksuejesdjkdowksheuiwwmshshsiwkwlwkdjehdufndhelpmeiwrotethisinvimandidontknowknowhowtoexitvimandimstuckpleaseehsjsnenbdjdnejdjskwkjsjxkwksiwuwhwbbsdn

There's not enough exclamation marks, you sir did not write this in vim

Not a single q in the entire message

Accurate

To exit vim you have to hard-reboot your computer. It doesn't save Changes but that's ok, after reboot you can change your editor to something less cryptic >:D

@Hazarth But how if I can't save my changes to zshenv?

I could understand the joke in the 90s when you didn't have a second device that was internet capable... But nowadays? the joke has become quite old. :-P

But yes... I dislike VI for that reason...

Has become somehow a story an old grampa in his rocking chair would tell

You know you’re old when your co-workers ask “What’s vim?”

@devphobe virtual innocent massacre, because it made many innocent beginner developers to kill themselves