If you disrupt my working flow and you're not

1) On fire.
2) About to explode.
3) You're dog is dead(dogs are the shit)
4) Snoop dog is in the building

Then you're a cunt.

5) bringing free pizza

Come on guys, let's continue this :D

6) undertale2 is out

8) pronounce "cookie time!"

Puff, puff, 9) pass

10) a coffee machine

11) sending me to Barbados

*your

12)dfox

Issue #3

Change all instances of "dog" to "cat"

Cats are the real shit.

2) if you're about to explode you better have a timer on

14) Are about to kill of everyone who designed another stupid js framework

15) Half-Life 3 announced

Cases 3 and 4 clearly contain a spelling error and/or do not complete the unified prefix into a viable sentence in the English language, suggesting they were added as an afterthought at best, or, most likely, as a dirty patch.

Post mortem analysis: avoid switch cases kids, use a strategy pattern instead.

16) offering a suitcase of crisp, untraceable $20 bills
17) bearing gifts of bacon

@johnny-cache Or it was typed on my way home and auto predict kicked in and I personally couldn't be fucked changing it.
Please refrain from over analysing rants, it's very obnoxious. Thanks.

Case 4 and case 9 are duplicate

18) a cunt

20) Sheogorath, the mad god

21) a change in requirements