I hate when installers have "British English" and "American English" listed

It should say "English" and "English (simplified)"

English and Murican

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The US: it's all about efficiency! That's why we leave out the superfluous 'u' in "neighbour".

Also the US: use a 2.5t truck instead of walking 500m to the bakery.

@Fast-Nop this demonstrates that it's about laziness, not efficiency

@Fast-Nop you forgot to use the imperial measurement system for the truck. The US are not complete without their stupid measuring system

@tombjarne That's environmental responsibility: if you fill up gallons, you need fewer of them than you'd need litres.

If it was German, people would start to write Colo:ur to be inclusive.

Yeah it should be
English (Correct)
English (Wrong)

British pint vs American pint: which would you prefer? Not talking about types or brands, but size

Or, as per linguistic history: English and Original English before it was changed to reflect on the petulance felt by getting our asses handed to us by a bunch of colonials, yes, let us make ourselves sound different.

Fuck yeah, I said it.