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[Certified CMS Of Doom™ moment]
Ah yes, the good old "generate a huge CSV just to know how many rows there ...
Behold the PHP pyramid of doom!
You know what kind of code is coming... a big pile of shite! 😍
Obviously y...
Ah yes, write your own fucking website crawler in PHP and deoptimize so hard that it uses some gigabytes of RAM and takes about 1 hour to crawl the very own website it's running on.
Oh and don't forget to download every single image and video file in order to "crawl" it for extremely valuable text content.
What a genius move! I'm really impressed.
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