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BroCow
9y

If langs/platforms were pokemon

Nodejs i choose u
Nodejs uses async attack

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  • 17
    9y
    NodeJS hits itself in confusion!
    NodeJS used deprecate!
    It's super effective!
    NodeJS has fainted.
  • 9
    9y
    Async Attack requires node v 0.1.1
    Rebuild failed
  • 4
    9y
    .NET Core I choose u
    .NET Core uses Entity Framework Core Code First

    Node.js life -= 100;
    Your turn
  • 7
    9y
    C++ I choose you
    C++ used garbage pointer
    C++ struggled
  • 5
    9y
    C I choose you
    C shoots me innthe foot
    I need a hospital now
  • 4
    9y
    Java I choose you
    *3 weeks later*
    Java uses kotlin attack
    Java leaves trash in the field
    Java decides to return to its own virtual universe
  • 3
    9y
    Brainfuck I choose u.
    Brainfuck uses confusion.
  • 1
    9y
    **Critical Hit**
    All enemies confused
  • 1
    9y
    @Codex404 That's agood one
  • 1
    9y
    C, I choose you!

    C used pointer to NULL! It's supereffective!
  • 1
    9y
    Python, i choose you
    Python attacks C with standard library
    Its super effective.
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