Learn More
Resend Email
42
fullstackcircus
3y

potential new client, immediately says:

"we have to get this website to number 1 on google as fast as possible!!!!!"

god why is it always the same

i'm tempted to ask, "great, no problem, do you have thousands to spend?"

i already know what the answer is

🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡🚩🤡

rant

seo

clown

google

clownworld

clueless

🚩🤡

redflagclown

🤡

red flag

clowntown

magic
Favorite
Ranter
Comments
  • 18
    3y
    Easy:
    Grind a horn of a unicorn to a fine powder and sprinkle it onto the website evenly.
  • 12
    3y
    "we are also unwilling to work on the content, suck it"
  • 0
    3y
    just build a static version of it and let the client use that.
  • 3
    3y
    what do they mean get to number one? Did they even give a list of keywords? Location? Platform?
  • 7
    3y
    @msdsk "you're a 'dev', can't you just use this new thing called chatGPT to generate the perfect content?"
  • 5
    3y
    Ah, of course, i forgot about this gamechanger (and, apparently, the gamechanger of devrant image compression so here it is: https://i.imgur.com/V7Pzw0T.png )
  • 3
    3y
    @msdsk this looks exactly like the content on the website of the new shell company of the 🤡s i used to work with
  • 3
    3y
    Yup. That’s my go-to question: “How many millions are you prepared to spend to dominate #1 indefinitely? I can maybe get you there temporarily for a few hundred thousand. But you’re gonna need to spend serious dough to stay there.”
  • 1
    3y
    Its always possible in certain keywords to be the number one website
  • 0
    3y
    Give the 🐶 a 🦴
Related Rants
devRant © 2021 Hexical Labs LLC
Privacy Policy  |  Terms of Service
Add Comment