Guy i just met: So you are a programmer??

Me: Yaa, i known a few programming languages.

Guy: So can you like, make games and shit??

Me: ...

So, do you make games? 🤔

Can you hack my Facebook?

Can you fix my printer?

My computer is fucked up, can you fix it?

I have a great idea for the next Facebook and Google. Can you code it for me? I can't pay you, but I can expose you to all 3 of my friends.

Shit? Oh yeah, every day thank you.

I could.

But I won't. Not for you.

Does a Rock, Paper, Scissors against a PRNG count?

@rtheone sure.... For money :^)