WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.. I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE MY FUCKING PHONE VIBRATED UNDER MY FUCKING PILLOW WHICH I KNOW ISN'T VERY HEALTHY BUT WHATEVER, I CHECK MY PHONE AND IT'S A GODDAMN GOOGLE PLAY AD... IN THE FUCKING NOTIFICATIONS. THEY FUCKING SENT ME AN APP SUGGESTION IN MY NOTIFICATIONS EVEN THOUGH THAT OPTION IS SPECIFICALLY TURNED OFF IN THE FUCKING SETTINGS.
FUCK YOU GOOGLE YOU BOTNET GREEDY BLOATED "muh AI" PIECE OF SHIT. I HOPE YOUR SERVERS IN ALL CONTINENTS GET BURNED DOWN BY SOME SADIST NIHILIST HACKER WITH A 0DAY AND YOU SEIZE TO EXIST.

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

😬 https://www.apple.com/uk/iphone/

You can continue putting your phone under your pillow without worrying about health risks.
The whole "PHONES AND WIFI GIVE YOU HYPER MEGA CANCER AIDS!!!!!111" is absolute bullshit.

How do you know that @3141?

@pagrette well obviously because only way to get HYPER MEGA CANCER AIDS™ is a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick™ to the groin.

@pagrette
1. There is no reliable evidence that cell phones or WiFi cause cancer.
2. There is evidence that cell phones and WiFi don't cause cancer.
3. Physics. The per-photon energy of any electromagnetic radiation depends only on the wavelength/frequency. The smaller the wavelength, the higher the energy. This property is beyond doubt.
Nuclear Radiation causes cancer by ionising structurally important parts of your DNA and therefore causing mutations that in turn cause cancer.
Cell phones and WiFi operate at wavelengths of several centimeters.
Visible light (very near the border of being able to ionise) has a wavelength of several hundred nanometers.
So cell phones/WiFi are several orders of magnitude less powerful than visible light.
Are you afraid of light?

I use a windows phone

@nik123 https://amazon.co.uk/dp/B06ZXXSXCJ/...

And it happened again..
Also, CEASE*

@dontbeevil man I hate Google so much.