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rephiscorth
9y

Passed the online test.
Passed the technical interview.
Need to pass the final interview.

I'm applying to this company as a JS developer (backend). Their engineers are amazing and the fucking have 99.94% coverage on their test suiteeee; that gave me a code-boner.

If I get this job I'll finally say good bye to fucking PHPShit and Zend Framefuck and all this hacked bootstrap and 15k LoC "core.css/js"

I CAN DO IT

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go me!

node pls
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  • 7
    9y
    Good luck man, you are awesome and you will get that job!
  • 2
    9y
    Fuck yeah show them who is the bosss.... yes you are. You are the greatest and no one can say anything that can change that.... so just fuck them in the arse and make them understand that they cand live without you. (I think that i exagerated a little bit but its ok.... im a developer)
  • 2
    9y
    Self-confidence is the key!
  • 17
    9y
    Interviewer: so why do you want this job?
    Rephiscorth: well, your test suite gave me a code boner
    Interviewer: you're hired
  • 1
    9y
    @skyrip12 pretty much lmao
  • 6
    9y
    2 years ago i had an interview.

    The interviewer looks like a sadistic coder.

    Interviewer: Do you know Node.js?
    Me: A bit. I use PHP
    Interviewer: PHP is sucks and shit.
    .....

    After that interview, i started to learn node.js. Good Decision so far. 👍
  • 0
    9y
    +1 for code boners
  • 0
    9y
    All the best man !!!
  • 1
    9y
    YOOHOO!
  • 1
    9y
    Thanks for the support guys/girls!! :D
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