if(isStressedOut()) {
procrastinate();
}

meanwhile (somewhere else in the code)...

void procrastinate() {
procrastinate();
}

boolean isStressedOut(){
return true;
}

Don't just leave it at that.
My confession would be

while (Boolean.TRUE){
// Insert OP's rant. Too lazy Todo it
}

😪😪

Tuned it into a mobile wallpaper :P

After a while runtime crashes... thats when you go home and restart the next day

@AmarN uploading probably compressed it and now it's pixelated :/

@AmarN I love it dude!

@AmarN I'm sorry but this is stupid. Put // before every line. What kind of fucked up editor do you use that doesn't show you a hint that this is wrong?
I'm sure you like the Microsoft stuff.
You can't even reach the procrastinate function because you'll be stuck in your comment. Fuck Microsoft.

@YousifMansour chill dude 😂

@AmarN I'm kidding man. Read what I wrote with that in mind it should be funny (cuz I'm hanging on Microsoft for no reason. Wait if I explain the joke it stops being funny?)