All micromanagers have micropenises.

well said. i agree.

How many have you sampled?

@Nanos so what you're saying is you have a micropenis?

@Nanos No. Disagree. Never.

And I know you're gonna write a freaking novel in the comment section, so I kept it short.

@Nanos I manage them properly. Help them to get to a stage where it's clear to them what needs to be achieved.

Never "micro"-management. I've been micro-managed before and I can only tell you, I have wished murder to be legal for just 3 hours. Just enough for me to get the job done.

So I can spot micro-management from a mile off now.

The novel was inevitable...

@Nanos we might be developers but we're not machines

Don't try to "code" people

I think for the women version's that'd be quite the achievement

@electrineer I fell into @Nanos's trap. The moment I posted three paragraphs I should've known what's coming. What was I thinking.....

We're forgetting the important question here

@kiki were you micromanaged recently?

@Demolishun people need fact check, your momma needs fat check.

@Demolishun all dicks are made of fat and connective tissue.

@Demolishun Some are eggplants