You may know about my dumb CTO, if not, read here: https://devrant.io/rants/854361/...

Anyway, the dumbass emailed me this weekend asking “what is big data?”

So I replied: “...it’s when you use a large font in your code...”

He thanked me. I bet he will be at some presentation somewhere and will reference using large fonts in an IDE!!!

"Our business is at the forefront of big data, we are able to fit 6 letters on a movie theater screen. Yeah, that's how big our font is."

Lol yes, he would probaly say that.

In fact, I bet he will look posters and think, hmmm they used big data on that poster

@BM32 "Hmmm....Could they rewrite that in Node.js? I mean, Facebook IS using it!

@SpencerBeige he also told me that Node is superior beaches NetFlix also uses it.

After 25 years as a professional al web developer I didn’t realize do had to change languages bust because someother company chooses to use a particular language

@BM32 I just hate people like that. They think that there is one best tool that can do everything for you.

You should be fired 😯

@Yusadolat Why should I be fired?

He asked you before he don't know it. Why would you have replied with wrong answer.

Because and I’m being very nice hear that man is a fucking cunt. Sorry, did I say fucking cunt? I mean to say is that he’s a dishonest shit eating motherfucking come guzzling donkey raping cunt.

Perhaps you should learn more about him on my other thread, before running to this fuck faces rescue. Unless of course you are him then hey welcome to devRant you fuck face. See you in the office tomorrow.

Lol, no pun intended 😃